Where In The World Is John Deacon?

Looks like John Deacon has pulled a Matt Lauer and is somewhere, or better yet for John Deacon, nowhere to be found. Why is this important? Because John Deacon had issued an edict August 28th, 2008 that personal days will not be granted the day before a vacation or the day after a vacation. Why again you ask is this important? Let's back track a bit first.

The day before Thanksgiving, John Deacon mysteriously disappeared at 12 30 to allegedly attend a meeting. Who schedules a meeting the afternoon of the Wednesday before Thanksgiving? Only John Deacon. Wink, wink, nod, nod. But John Deacon was sans car that day. I wonder how John Deacon got to that meeting.

Now we flash forward to yesterday. John Deacon, again sans car, leaves early for an all important doctors appointment, and won't be returning until Tuesday, February 24, 2009. That is one heck of a long doctors appointment!

We here at SBSB will be looking under ever rock, in ever cave, in every doctor's waiting room attempting to locate John Deacon. Already reports have surfaced that John Deacon is at a doctor's office in Florida. But since this is unconfirmed it must only be reported as rumor. But check back during the week. All sightings of John Deacon will be reported here during the "Search for John Deacon, '09!"