So the crack team here at SBSB search long and hard over the last 48 hours to find some clue as to what qualifies Cathie Black to run the schools here in New York City. It was quite an exhaustive search. Many Diet Cokes were downed along with many deliveries from Domino's. Sadly we could not find anything that qualifies Cathie. However, we did come to one conclusion. Using a old Greek mathematical formula initiated by Pythagoras, the team was able to come to the conclusion that Cathie Black will be nothing but a sock puppet.
But, we were not done. The team stayed up another 24 hours and brainstormed others more qualified than Cathie Black to lead the schools. It is a quite impressive list and if Mayor Bloomberg had actually taken the time to have a national search, he would have found several viable candidates from the our list.
ERIC NADELSTERN
My 9 year old son
His best friend Greg
His friend Eli who always walks around with his fly open
Mr Ed
Mr Sulu
Neil Peart
Hugh Heffner
Deanna Troi
Mr Worf
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Geddy Lee
Yoko Ono
The crew at White Castle on Southern Blvd
Ba Ba Booey
High Pitched Eric
The Big Show
Charles Baron
Charles McCord
Harry Harrison
Carol Miller
Gabe Kaplan
Howard Hesseman
Arnold Horshack
Mrs Crabtree
Ben Stein
Chevy Chase
Larry Mondello's mother
John Ratzenberger
Sting
Gene Simmons
Ron Jeremy
Judd Hirsch
Tony Danza
Vince McMahon
John Cena
George "The Animal" Steele
Sarah Silverman
Bill, the single cell Amoeba
My cat
My grandmother who has been dead for 23 years
Borat
William Shatner
Yogi Berra
Yogi Bear
Jethro Boudine
And there are just so many more. Bloomy, please how can we have the "Children First" line when clearly you are putting cronies first?
loved this!! thanks for the laugh..needed it.
ReplyDeleteWith all due respect, I have to question your judgment due to your repeated reference to Domino's. Jeez, isn't there any real pizza in the Bronx?
ReplyDeleteLoved this, and all your posts!
ReplyDeleteEvery good teacher who really does care about their profession ; and of course the kids, is glad to see the back end of this son of a bitch Klein on his way out. I hope he gets cancer and dies screaming.
Looking forward to your keeping us posted on the newest pos.
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