Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Company Is Coming

Remember when you were a kid and that whacky, OCD, snooty relative came over to visit? Everyone had to be on their best behavior? You had to say "yes sir" or "yes m'am". Your dad had to hide his Esquire magazine, and pretend he read The Bible or The Christian Science Monitor. You had to wear your best clothes, comb your hair, and take down your Van Halen poster, and put up a Donny Osmond poster instead. Oh, and worst, your crazy, nutty friends were not allowed over.

Next week, on February 4th and 5th we are expected to be on our "company behavior." Company is coming over. In fact the Quality Review people are coming over, and we have been coached. Coached on what to say, how to say it, and who can say what they can say. Certain rabblerousers have been given special out of school assignments. In fact I heard that a certain someone is ready to dive into the colons of each quality reviewer.

As was said on the X-Files, "the truth is out there."

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