What Mayor Bloomberg Needs

I read in astonishment yesterday on the Huffington Post about His Holiness Bloomberg wrote President Obama in his best school marm, I know better than you prose blaming Obama for lack of action on gun control. I also read with great relish Accountable Talk's reaction as well.

I am so getting sick of this smarmy little man's attitude that he is just so above it all. But we need to start to considering why he is like this. What is it in his life that is lacking, or something he needs to change this attitude of his.

It hit me last night. For some reason I started thinking about the Robin William's movie, Good Morning, Vietnam. Now before I share the discovery I know it might offend some people to read my revelation, but keeping up with the tone of my blog it fits right in. But when you think about it, it is so true.

So to paraphrase Adrian Cronauer, Mayor Bloomberg is;

in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Sorry, a fact is a fact Jack. From Nome to Rome.

Mort Zuckerman, you have plans tonight?