|Bronxdale High School Phys. Ed. Teacher Beulah Balbricker|
What criminal, unethical, or vile act did Principal Chase commit? According to yesterday's New York Post Principal Chase has no qualms about talking about his penis and the places and inanimate objects that he enjoys sticking it. One would assume that rather than an inanimate object, Principal Chase would have preferred sticking it with a real life breathing person. However, we here at SBSB don't wish to judge one's own fetishes. We are cool with all types of fetishes here, rather we take umbrage at Principal Chase not only having the temerity to share to what, and not to whom, he likes to insert his penis, but also that whilst under investigation he has not been removed from his position.
It has been reported by The New York Post that Principal Chase has stuck his penis in a copying machine because it has a "hole that gives a great b*** j**." This was said to a staffer whose jaw is still on the floor.
Principal Chase also took a page out of the 1982 movie Porky's and allegedly celebrated;
a hole in the wall left behind by phone repairmen because he said it meant he could shove his member into it whenever he wanted.At press time, Bronxdale phys ed. teacher Beulah Balbricker is currently searching for that penis and has enlisted the help of a police sketch artist.