SOUTH BRONX SCHOOL: Joan Crawford Comes to PS 154 in the Bronx

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Joan Crawford Comes to PS 154 in the Bronx

In the words of Frank Barrone, "Holy Crap!"

Joan Crawford, she of the big Bozo eyebrows, passed away a lonely, bitter, drunk, old woman. This is what happens when one decides to be a manipulative, cold, micro managing control freak. That is unless that you are such a manipulative, cold micro managing control freak that somehow one does not cheat death but more importantly, cheats the after life.

It was reported at first that that Bozo the clown was alive and well. However, Bozo never wore dresses with padded shoulders. Who then could it have been seen walking around PS 154 in the Bronx and scrubbing down the bathrooms with abrasive cleanser?

After much mulling over and desperation to the point that the Mystery Team of Velma, Daphne, Fred, Shaggy, and Scooby and their Mystery Machine were brought in, the apparition floating around the school was finally identified.

Sadly upon identification, Shaggy and Scooby crapped themselves and hid under the bed. But they had nothing to be scared of. The apparition floating around the school was the long dead, and badly decomposed, Joan Crawford.

We at 154 welcome the "Mildred Pierce" to our halls and wish her well. For those who are doubtful that it is indeed Joan Crawford, the Crack Team offers the readers of SBSB this video of Ms Crawford not only attempting to make a positive impact on the community as a whole, but more importantly, interacting with a staff member.

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