Where every Kirk has his Spock, every Laurel his Hardy, ever Frick his Frack, every Laverne her Shirley, Mona has her Schlamozel. His name is Sam Pirozzolo, Vice President of NYC parents Union.
But there seems to be a problem.
Sam, though a proud (We are assuming) American, seems to have an issue with unions, at least the UFT. He will never besmirch himself in taking any kind monies or business from unions, he has his principles, correct?
The Crack Team has learned over the course of the last 24 hours that Sam loves unions as long as he can make a buck of the backs of the workers.
Sam's optical store is a provider for;
1199SEIU Optical Coverage
TWU Local 100
Teamsters Local 237
Retail Clerk Local 1500
And......... THE UFT!!!!!!!
Oh the irony!!!
Sam Pirozzolo does not like union, especially the UFT. Is this not a case of biting the end that feeds you? One must wonder if the unions mentioned above, including the UFT, know of Sam's dirty dealing underhandedness.
The Crack Team has already decided, as is their right as Americans and union members not to do business with the Steinway Eye Care Center in Astoria, Queens. This will hurt Crack Team member Cletus the most for he is cockeyed, lives in Astoria, and is in need of corrective lenses.
But that is all for the comedy stylings of Sam Pirozzolo for tonight. Stay tuned for what he is basing the lawsuit on. You will bust a gut. But in the meantime, feel free to read Francesco's expose of him.