SOUTH BRONX SCHOOL: Moe, Larry, and Curly

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Moe, Larry, and Curly

As written previously on March 2nd, the new discipline plan is a smashing success! So smashing that the PA system is about thisclose to blowing a fuse.

Ever see that Three Stooges episode when they are doctors? Every two minutes the intercom is blurting out, "calling Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard!!!" Then they act all spastic, Curly starts going "whoo-whoo-whoo" and mayhem ensues.

Yesterday, and this is no exaggeration, but about every five minutes a call came over the PA either for The Chosen One, or Numb Nuts. Dear Principal John Deacon never gets any calls over the PA for it is always hunkered down in its bunker. It would not have been a surprise to go out into the corridor and see Numb Nuts spinning around on his ear, saying, "Nyuk, Nyuk...whoo-whoo-whoo" like Curly. Aren't these people supposed to be glued to their thrones in their offices?

For your viewing pleasure I submit a brief video of when the Three Stooges were doctors. Enjoy.

1 comment:

JUSTICE not "just us" said...

Ann Forte, a spokeswoman for the Department of Education, said school officials do not plan to take action against the principal. “While we take complaints and allegations seriously, we don’t believe there is reason to remove the principal,” she said

*There you have it. Expect these clowns to mismanage your school to the end of Mayor Bloomberg next term in office. It aint wonderful da Beautiful Bronx?