Idioms For Idiots

To celebrate Black History Month Dear Principal John Deacon put this idiom in the weekly memo.

"Get Out of My Face"

This is an African American expression. It is a saying that you might use if someone is standing too close to you, bugging you, disagreeing with you and disapproving of your actions. You would say this to get him to move away quickly before they get hurt. The expression is used usually in anger. When someone is in your face and you think you might get angry, you could say, "Get out of my face," to help prevent a fight or accident.

Nice. Only someone with a severe mental illness will think this a good choice of idioms. But whilst on the subject, SBSB as come across other idioms that Dear Principal John Deacon plans to use to celebrate other cultures.

For Israeli Independence Day:

"Jewdown"

This is an expression Jewish-Americans use when they want to get a better price. For instance, "I am going to Jewdown the salesman on the price of the Buick."

For St Patrick's Day:

"What will I drink for dinner?"

This is an expression that Irish-Americans say on St Patrick's Day. As in, "I am so drunk, what will I drink for dinner?"

For Columbus Day:

"Hey, Shutupa Your Face!"

Italian-Americans are fond of this expression. When they are about to whack someone, or part of the crew is being annoying, someone will say, "Hey, Shutupa Your Face!"

Thank you so much Dear Principal John Deacon showing the world what a narrow, twisted, tormented person you truly are.

The same six are still running through the school. Dear Principal John Deacon was nowhere to be found despite numerous attempts.

The same six students are running through the school. Dear Principal John Deacon refused to do anything other than wish the problem away.

Yet another little dirty secret about Dear Principal John Deacon has emerged.

Six 5th grade students have been running around the halls all morning. There teacher is out amd since they know there are never repercussios from Dear Principal John Deacon it will go on and on and on.

A Scorcher!

Wow, today was hot, huh? Temperatures reaching 90 degrees. Probably hotter in the classrooms. Or other parts of the school. But not in the main office, or Dear Principal John Deacons bunker.

Our school is lucky. Each and every classroom has air conditioning. What sucks is that according to an edict from Tweed the air conditioners are not allowed to be turned on until May 29th so the city can save a few bucks. However, there are allowed special dispensations. Dear Principal John Deacon made sure of this.

Dear Principal John Deacon decreed that the office, and its bunker were allowed to be cooled by the wonder of modern air conditioning. Not even the classes facing the interstate, and the construction that is going on right in front of the school were allowed to turn on the air conditioning.

This is yet another shining example that Dear Principal John Deacon only cares about Dear Principal John Deacon and not the children, the school, or the community.

A very dirty little secret has been learned about Dear Principal John Deacon.